I won’t be running because I’m broken. Also, I’m an idiot.
Me: Ooh! The Bay To Breakers is this Sunday! We should totally do that!
Me: Oh come on, it will be fun.
Husband: Seriously? No.
Me: I know we haven’t trained for it, but we don’t have to run the whole way.
Me: Okay, we don’t have to run any of it. We can just walk.
Husband: Are you insane?
Me: It’s the 100th one! We’d be spending the day together outside getting exercise. Why don’t you want to?
Husband: Your foot.